They Will Kill You

They Will Kill You (2026)

They Will Kill You is an absolutely chaotic blood-soaked action horror ride that feels like Kill Bill trapped inside a Satanic nightmare. Fueled by nonstop adrenaline, brutally creative fight choreography, outrageous gore, and a fantastic physical performance from Zazie Beetz, the movie constantly escalates into increasingly insane territory without ever slowing down.

William Buyer
Amy Matinee

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We break down why They Will Kill You felt completely different from what the trailers suggested, how Zazie Beetz carries the movie through relentless action sequences that never seem to stop, and why Amy spent most of the runtime either stressed, grossed out, or laughing. We also dive into the movie’s eyeball sequence crawling through the vents, the over-the-top Kill Bill-style gore, and the completely insane final act involving Satan worshippers, severed pig heads, sword fights, and Patricia Arquette becoming one of the strangest horror villains we’ve seen in years.

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